Pamela

Pamela

Hey ladies and gentlemen my name is Pamela. I am an open minded single bisexual woman who knows what she likes and goes after it. I am a huge foreplay lover and yes I do squirt when I cum! My breasts are all natural and love attention. I do have toys and have no limit when it comes to phone sex role play. Give me a call at 1-800-485-9561 so we can see what kind of trouble we can get into.

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Different Languages...Same Dirty Filthy Words

May 01, 2011

Hey There!
Lately I've been enjoying some awsom spring weather while walking along the beach! I notice that along with the local horney guys staring at me alot of tourists tend to watch me very close as I strut by them in my bikini too. One Older gentelman was scolded by his wife for doing this but she was speaking a different language as she was yelling at him!! Lol you just know that she must have been using every swear word in her language!! That got me very curious so I looked up a bunch of dirty words in different languages...here are some of my favorites!

Italian...
Cazzo - dick (or testa di cazzo - dickhead)
Fica - cunt
Puttana - whore
Testa di merda - shithead

Latin...
Stercum - Shit
Tu es stultior quam asinus - you are dumber than an ass
Cunnus - cunt
Irrumator - bastard
Mentula - penis
Spucatum tauri - Bull shit
Pudor tu - fuck you

German...
Scheisse - Shit
Ficken - Fuck
Saugen sie meine schwanz - Suck my dick
Ficken dich - Fuck you
Ficken mich - Fuck me
Hure - Whore
Miststuck - Bitch

Japanese...
Baka yaroo - stupid fucking asshole idiot
hayari - Titts
Oshiri - ass

Spanish...
Mierda - shit
Pendejo - pubic hair, fuck and shit
Puta - whore

Greek...
Pisoglentis - one who has fun with his ass
Kariolis - motherfucker
Poutsokefalo - dick head
Tsimbouki - blow job
Mounoxilo - pussy lip

Russian...
Yob - Fuck
Kooshite govno ee oomeeite - eat shit and die
Tva-ya mama sa-syot kor-rovie khuy-ee - You mother sucks cow dicks
Pizda or manda - cunt
Khuyesos' - cocksucker

Turkish...
Siktir lan - get fucked
Got veren - ass giver
Chukumu yala - suck my dick
Oross puh - bitch

Polish...
Chuj - dick
Spieprzaj - piss off
Pierdolec - fucker
Zjechać na ręcznym - have a hand job

Czech...
Do prdele - Up yours
Prsa - Breasts
Kozy, cecky - Tits
Piča, kunda - cunt

Brazilian...
Pagar um boquete - cock sucking
Chupa meu pau - suck my cock
Foda-se - fuck you
Puta, piranha, vagabunda - bitch
Babaca, escroto - asshole
Porra - sperm

World Records Of Sex!!!

Apr 15, 2011

Cheers!
So yesterday I just happened to be walking by my flat screen when I noticed they were talking about this guy Jonah Falcon who is owner of the world's biggest human penis! It is 13.5 Inches Long with an 8 inch circumference! WOW!Now theres a guy who can walk around with his head held high and proud!Here are some more world records that I thought were very interesting!

Greatest Distance And Speed for Shooting Cum
A man named Horst Schultz can shoot his load 18 ft 9 in (6 m). He also holds the record for greatest speed of ejaculation, or muzzle velocity, with 42.7mph!

Worlds Oldest Prostitute
Somewhere in Asia an 82 -year-old lady nicknamed Grandma is known to be the oldest living, working prostitute.She is able to keep working by charging way less than other prostitutes.

Porn Star Fucks Most Guys In a Day
Lisa Sparxxx is an American pornographic actress. She holds the world record for having sex with 919 men in one single day!Way To Go!!!

Longest Time Recorded for Jerking Off
At the the 2009 World Masturbate-a-thon held by the Center for Sex & Culture in San Francisco in 2009 Masanobu Sato from Japan broke his own world record by jacking off for 9 hours and 58 minutes!

Worlds Largest Condom
There was a condom produced by the Guilin Latex Company that measures 260 feet (80 meters) tall and 330 feet (100 meters) around! The materials made to construct this giant prophylactic was yellow PVC.

Most Amount Of Cash Offered To Be First To Have Sexual Intercourse With A Virgin
At the Bunny Ranch Brothel in Carson City, NV an anonymous man bid 3.8 million dollars to be the first person to have sex with a 22 year old virgin named Natalie Dylan.

Oldest Male American Porn Star
69 Year old David Cummings is known to be the oldest American porn star with more than 200 films on his resume. He was 54 when he did his first movie!

Woman with Biggest Boobs
Sheyla Hershey of Brazil is 28 years old and has a cup size of 38kkk! She claims to have more than 30 surgeries

My Favorite Pick Up Lines

Apr 05, 2011

Hey There!!!
So I'm a lady who looooves to go out and meet both men and women and sees where the night will take us all. I always have a giggle or two at the pick up lines that get used on me and I'd love to share a bunch with you all!!!
Enjoy lol!!!

I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?

I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?

Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

How about a pizza and a fuck. What, you don't like pizza?

Are you wearing space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world.

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

My friend and I have a bet that you won't take off you blouse in a public place.

Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.

Would you like to come over to my place later? You can bring some friends because my face seats five.

You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.

You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.

Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?

My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.

Is your name Pepsi cause' I've gotta have it.

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

I may not be dairy queen but I'll treat you right!!!

Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.

You're so hot, your ass is on fire.

It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.

I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.

Hi, I have my own place... well, my own room... in my parents basement...

Did you invite all of these people? I thought it was just going to be the two of us.

There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.

No, I'm not a cop. What can I get for fifty bucks?

The Seven Wonders Of My Body

Mar 30, 2011

1) My big huge titties!
They are as soft as pillows and all natural! Don't ya just want to suck my nipples and feel them get hard in your mouth?

2) My Hands!
I bet you want to feel them groping and grabbing every part of your body...almost like they're thirsty for your skin!

3) My Legs!
Long and sexy...capable of wrapping around your body and holding you there untill we're both good and done and covered in eachothers cum!

4) My Ass!
Perfectly squeezable and always ready for you to burry your face in it when your feeling the need for extra fun.

5) My Feet!
Erotic and mysterious. These little piggys wanna wrap around your cock and make you cum all over them as they wiggle with glee!

6) My Mouth!
Tasting you. Licking parts of you. Sucking the meatiest part of your body....right between your legs.

7) My Pussy!
Sticky and sweet. Always leaving the crotch of my pretty panties all wet and dirty.

Whats Your Pleasure?

Mar 03, 2011

Ooohhhh hi again!!!
I've been soooooo busy being a sexy phone slut!!! This is my favorite job ever!!! I looove when all you horney guys and ladies call me and want to hear all about my exciting erotic adventures! I go out and find naughty fun as often as I can and anywhere I can! My favorite places to have a real fun time include under the table at a restaurant, Rides at the county fair, The grocery store, Airplanes, City Buss, Water Parks, Back of a police cruiser, The gym, Rock Concerts etc....!!!! In other words anywhere anytime! I like to try everything at least twice and sometimes three times just to make sure that I like it lol!!! I also love hearing all about your sexy stories because as your telling them to me I get very hot and bothered and when I'm in that type of state I can cum sometimes two to three times per 1/2 hour call!!! Thats whats gonna keep you calling me and cumming back for more!!! I also love it when you want me to hear you stroking your own cock...or talking with you and your girlfriend while your both all over eachother making a big huge mess!!! Mabey you just want to call and listen while I use my big dildo to fill up my pussy while rubbing my sweet titties and listen as I moan and start breathing harder and harder while my body reaches a climax that takes me to cloud nine!!! Sounds great to me lol!
So I'm ready and waiting when you are!!!
Call me for a Great Sexy Slut Phone Fuck!! I promise to be exxxtra good!

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